11/30 2011

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11/12 2011

Wanna know why I motherfucking quit?

I have retired from photography and now spend my free time punching stupid people in the face, as such, those rates are far more reasonable then my photography rates, which I don’t do anymore, unless punching people in the face counts as photography.


So, lets get a couple things straight.


I really, no bullshit, don’t take pictures anymore.  For a while, maybe a long while.  I’m sick of the vain, nobody makes any money because we will all work for free and undercut each other back-stab self-fuckery that is this industry.  If you wanna go and pour your sweat and blood into an image -FOR FREE- just because it will be published on the internet and -oh my gawd- maybe a magazine because that gives you some fucked up sense of self worth then go ahead, but leave me out of it. Your vanity killed this industry. Sorry you didn’t get enough hugs when you where little, but get over it and have some self worth.

All my fame and 50 cents still won’t buy me a cup of coffee so I’m not interested in fame. I like meat, motorcycles, and sex. Two of which are expensive, and the last one, well don’t assume I want it from you sugar.
Models usually make horrible lays anyways.

Strangely this leaves me in the boat of TAKING PICTURES FOR MONEY.


Since there is no money, there is no meat.

No meat, no pictures.

Abstract concept, I know.

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09/25 2011

Shot at Wünderland. A party so exclusive, most of it is all in your head.

08/08 2011

This day 33 years ago i was in the hospital, scared and in pain. Can’t say much has changed.

07/29 2011

Head on 70 mph. Don’t remember much after hitting her windshield. Helmet saved my life.

04/27 2011

My life with the thrill kill kult.

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The benefits of riding motorcycles.

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03/29 2011

Of all the things wrong in my life right now, I really didn’t need to get hit by a car while on the motorcycle today.

The car turned right from the center lane and hit me, I flew over it and landed in front of a moving bus.

Good thing the bus stopped, too bad the car didn’t.

Why did it have to be a hit and run? Why couldn’t it have been a concerned billionaire in an ice cream and porn truck?

Pants

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12/21 2010

Its not quite the green mile. More like my key lime 10 yards. Back in the hospital. Yay!

12/18 2010

Saturday night in the hospital. Debate over cutting off the fingertip rages on in the next room.

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12/16 2010

I just rode home from emergency clutch hand surgery with a shattered shifter toe. I eat Harley bitches for breakfast.

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